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Keys to A Successful Kidnapping
Step 1: Kidnap the woman. Step 2: Hit her in the head with a brick. Step 3: Throw her in the back seat. Whatever you do, don't forget step 4. Step 4: Take away her cell phone. Here is the link: Link
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Huzzah for stoooopid criminals!
It's like an episode of Law & Order if the episodes were only 10 minutes long.
...wow.
do people learn nothing from Dexter?
No, they should always forget step four!
@iammarlo - hehehe
@iammarlo - but, that would mean that Law and order were realistic, they usually arent in terms of common sense and criminal law.
but, since they are showing this to a demographic that knows very little about law...
wow....brilliant one there...pick of the litter.
he did a awesome job, definately needs to go in the dumbest crook book!!
@iammarlo - hahahaha agreed!!
wow...
lol...idiots.
How stupid can people be?
@mrcolorful - Apparently, pretty stupid. :]
He's a idiot, but in this case, his idiocy saved a life! Er...acually, his stupidity got her safe and him in jail, which by the sound of things, is where he belongs!
That women's extremely lucky he was so careless and ignorant.
if only they were all that stupid...
dumbass
I thought step 4 was to give her a cellphone...this explains all the cops...
i love it when someone sets himself up for the darwin awards.
XD! Lovely.
Wow, I've seen enough episodes of CSI and L&O that I could probably pull of unsolvable crimes.
How lucky for her!
yes, luck her!